If you’re anything like me (cool as hell and totally ripped), then you’re probably interested in potted plants. But who wants to risk getting a gardening transmitted disease? Shrub crabs, bulb herpes, tree gonorrhea…the list goes on.That’s where condom plants come in! Plant one of these suckers and you’ll be the life of the party WHILE being responsible.

Also, it’ll give you a use for those condoms you’ve had forever. Ya know, for all the sex you’re not having.

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